I hate when they have poor characters wear punk wear. Punk wear is really expensive. Like I know it’s the lazy man’s way to show bad news but, in reality they would wear thrift store stuff and like plain clothes from places like H&M and the like.
surviveawholelife said: I feel like the director and prob Nic didn't want to add any "shipping" hints but, I bet you Woody did some anyway just for shits and giggles.
I am a million percent sure that Woody and Matthew call each other up and read Rust/Marty fic to each other over the phone like nothing will ever convince me that that isn’t a thing that happens
I have no doubt
okay if I could take the attention off Rust’s mouth for a moment (SORRY) I just noticed something earlier today about this scene
you know how Laurie’s like “yeah basically I deliberately piss him off to trick him into wanting to have sex with me” (god dating Rust Cohle must have been exhausting) Maggie starts laughing right away but Marty doesn’t, instead there’s like a couple seconds of this where he’s just staring at Rust:
like, is he shocked Rust is getting laid? jealous that Rust is getting laid? surprised that Rust getting laid is being discussed in public? what is that look
For my own amusement, I’m going to take that look as “But I piss off Rust all the time and he doesn’t want to have sex with… Aw, wait a minute.”
oh my god maybe that’s why it works for Laurie, it’s because it reminds Rust of Marty
he tries to start a fight over something trivial and she tells him they’re making the dinner table a place of silent reflection and he gets turned on without even knowing why
It’s def we fight all the time over nothing. Why don’t you want to do sex with me too.
things I still find inappropriately funny about 1.01: Marty totally not wanting to ask Rust to dinner and Rust totally not wanting to go but they are both helpless against the vortex that is Maggie Hart’s will; Quesada reacting to some Hannibal-level shit with “…fuck”; Rust insulting Lucy’s breast size; “I’m murder police”; every single time Rust says “prost”
how could I have forgotten the very funniest thing:
I like how Rust insults Lucy’s breast size, but Lucy doesn’t give a shit since she still wants to fuck Rust because Rust is smooth as fuck and sexy as hell.
"so are we going to be doing the sex now"
"what? no. i do not want the sex. i only want the quaaludes"
Sometimes I feel like I’m a stereotype when it comes to what types of guys I find hot but, ehh whatever I also find skinny awkward looking guys hot too. I just try to hide it.
My Timothy Olyphant thing is back with full force.
- evil characters in states of submission/weakness
- evil characters momentary feeling things about the people they love
- evil characters scared or hurt
- evil characters making a friend or falling in love
- evil characters being put in positions where they are delicate and sensitive for a short period
- but their core personality isn’t changed
- and they are still evil